vercel.com
"Your homepage reads like enterprise marketing fluff that tells developers what you built instead of what problems you solve for them."
THE ROAST
Meaningless AI Cloud buzzword headline
Your H1 'Build and deploy on the AI Cloud' is pure marketing speak that tells me nothing about what you actually do. What makes this different from any other cloud provider? Every company claims AI now.
Ship web apps 10x faster with zero-config deployment from GitHub
Confusing dual CTA strategy
You have 'AI Apps' and 'Web Apps' as your primary CTAs, forcing visitors to categorize themselves before they even understand what you do. This creates decision paralysis right at the top.
Single primary CTA: 'Deploy for Free' with secondary 'See How It Works'
Vague value proposition in description
Your meta description mentions 'frameworks, workflows, and infrastructure' but doesn't explain the core benefit. Developers want to know how you make their life easier, not your feature list.
Deploy React, Next.js, and Vue apps instantly with automatic scaling and zero server management
Fragmented social proof presentation
You mention impressive stats like '7m to 40s build times' and '24x faster builds' but they're buried in body copy without context about which companies achieved these results.
Lead with logos + specific metrics: 'Trusted by Netflix, TikTok, and Hulu to deploy 100M+ pages daily'
Template section lacks clear value
Your 'Get started using our pre-built templates' section lists categories like 'Ecommerce Marketing Platforms' without explaining how these templates save developers time or solve specific problems.
Clone production-ready templates: Skip weeks of setup with pre-configured Next.js stores, marketing sites, and dashboards
HEADLINE REWRITE
"Build and deploy on the AI Cloud."
"Deploy web apps instantly from GitHub with zero server management"
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